Well... That Changes Everything

Woman calls the theater. Woman wants tickets.

Me: "The best available seats will be on the left side of the main floor, in the 11th row."

Her: "The 11th row? Really? That's it? There's nothing better than that?"

Me: "These seats are in just the 11th row from the stage, you'll have an excel--"

Her: "The 11th row from the stage!?! Oh! Yes! Yes!"

Me: "???"

Her: "I thought you meant from the balcony!"