So the phone rings at the theatre, guy wanting to order tickets.
How many, I inquire.
All of 'em, he says.
I'm sorry?
All of 'em. Unless you've got, like, 400.
I'm sorry?
Well, I've got a big house.
Um....it is difficult for me to determine the best available seats for your party if I don't have a general idea of how many people might be in your party.
Shit, you're gonna make me count....one...two...three...
....um, ten?
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Did he really make it to ten by himself, or did you help?
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