Tuesday, May 02, 2006

I'm Still Not From Around Here

The theater, Tuesday, May 2.

Man calls to inquire after seats. I explain that the floor slopes down towards the stage.

Man is confused.

I explain that the floor slopes down towards the stage, like in a movie theater.

Man asks if floor slopes down towards the stage.

I explain that the floor slopes down towards the stage, like in a movie theater.

Man says he is not from Chicago.

I suggest to the man that movie theaters, generally speaking, regardless of geographic location, will slope down towards the screen.

Man says, "Oh, okay."

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