Why Computers Are Not Always Smart...

I have just received an email from Hyatt Hotels. Based on the information I provided (with an eye toward getting a graphic design gig with the company), they say, I am qualified for the position of Manager, Quality Assurance. The job involves...

"management, analysis and reporting results of Guest and Meeting Planner satisfaction surveys, including vendor management, contract/pricing management, communication (written, verbal and formal presentations) and partnership with the corporate stakeholders (Operations, F&B, Marketing, Sales, Development, HR/Compensation, etc.)"

It looks like English. Doesn't make much sense. Partnership with corporate stakeholders?

• Primary vendor contact and management associated with special proprietary projects appended to these studies

Sure. I'm all about special proprietary projects appended to studies.

• Responsible for relationship-building with corporate stakeholders and hotels

Those stakeholders again. Who are these people?

• Responsible for traveling and conducting work sessions with individual properties to

I'm all for traveling. I wish they hadn't left off the last part of that second sentence, though.