Friday, March 02, 2007

Why My Boss Does Not Measure Up

It seems my immediate superior at work -- not the theatre, my other work -- has been exploring slithernoggin city and is dismayed to find that she cannot be found within the slithernoggin city limits.

I have considered this matter.

Unfortunately, she is not eligible for residency for several reasons. Unlike most residents of slithernoggin city, she...

-is able to reason.

-has never uttered the phrase, "I'm not from around here"

-can grasp concepts such as near, far, and scattered single seats.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

HA.
Now you're just kissing ass.

It's cute.