At a party one fine Saturday night, a young man stepped out of the bathroom, and seeing an empty spot next to me, took it. A handsome young man, his tight white t-shirt showing off his muscular torso to best advantage.
This young man decided, for some reason, that the ideal conversational opener would be:
"I just had an orgasm! [He nodded his head towards the bathroom.] I haven't had one in like two months since my doctor put me on anti-depressants."
Let's see now, what have you told me that would be among the things I don't want to learn about someone within the first ten seconds of meeting them:
-You're clinically depressed.
-You're on antidepressants.
-You generally have no sex drive.
-You just had an orgasm.
I wasn't even sure what to say.
Thank you for coming sprang to mind, of course, but I didn't say it.
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