Woman walks up. Woman talks to me: "You fucking bicyclists, you're always in the fucking away! I fucking hate you goddamn bicyclists! Why don't you all get the fuck out of the way!"
"Ma'am," I say, "perhaps it would help the matter if you would kindly get your fucking fat ass out of the fucking bike lane and walk on the goddamn sidewalk like you fucking pedestrians are supposed to do!"
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