Gay Men Shopping

Jewel, at Broadway and Berwyn, 12 July, about 10 in the evening. At that hour, Jewel has locked one set of the entrance doors.

Two overly gay men approach the locked doors. They try to enter. The doors do not open. They push on the doors. The doors are locked. They attempt to enter through the exit. One of the fellows reads the sign: "Do not enter."

They come to the next set of exit doors. Same fellow reads the sign: "Do not enter."

The other fellow speaks up. "They are NOT making this very convenient!"

Sign reader responds. "Well..... this isn't a convenience store!"