Man arrives at box office to pick up his tickets. Per policy, I ask for ID. He hands me a credit card, on which he has written in the signature space: "Ask for ID." I did. He gave me another credit card, on which, in the signature space he had written: "Ask for ID." I did. He gave me a third card. Guess what it had written on it?
Man whose every last credit card said "Ask for ID" does not carry ID.
2 comments:
Perhaps his name was I. M. Adouchebag?
This is me commenting.
:P
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